Stuck up in New South Wales and miserable because you haven’t caught a Tom Dockray show since Tamworth? Wipe away those tears friends, for Melbourne’s favourite writer about all matters masturbation and unwanted pregnancy is coming (sic) to a venue near you in April. Thursday April 14 | Heartbreaker Sessions | Freda’s | Sydney 7pm Friday April 15 | Six String Brewing Company | Erina | Central Coast 8pm Saturday April 16 | Mr Falcon’s | Glebe 7pm Sunday April 17 | Thirsty Crow Brewery birthday celebrations | Wagga Wagga 3pm